Our new hire is an as asshole. He’s racist, self-centered, and lazy. Whenever he asks us how much we’ve made, and we give a number lower than what he’s made, you can just see the glimmer in his eyes.

Today, he decided to make a phone call at my drink station. I walked out of my station and asked one of my server friend for all the cash in her pocket. She asked me why and I told her my evil plan. She counted the money and handed it over to me.

I walked back into the station and asshole was still there. I stood with my back facing him, but I made sure he could still see what I was doing. I pulled the money out of my pocket and started straightening out the bills, and then slowly counting it. I then went, “hm. Not to bad for a slow shift.” Put the money back in my pocket and left.

A few moments later, asshole emerged from the drink station, walked up to the hostess stand and checked the book for how many customers each section got. He kept scratching his head with a “WTF” face.

It was fucking hilarious.