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My one and only time.
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This happened many years ago when I was in college.

I came home drunk from a party and decided to try to lick my own dick while my roommate wasn't home. This was before the Internet and I had only seen a few porn movies that were straight boy/girl affairs so not sure where the idea came from.

I got on my back on my bed and put my legs up the wall behind the headboard. I then let my legs down bringing my hard dick close to my face. I was really skinny back in those days and it wasn't that difficult to fold in half like was necessary.

I started off licking the head of my circumcised dick and it felt good. I did this for a few minutes until I started leaking precum. I chickened out at that point and got another beer. I still had a raging boner so I got back into position and began licking again.

This time when the precum started flowing I licked it up. It didn't taste bad at all, so I kept this up for what seemed like an hour but was probably more like five minutes. Then I began to wonder if I could actually suck my own dick. I repositioned myself a little bit and managed to get the whole head into my mouth. I started bobbing my head up and down on it and in just a couple of minutes shot a load into my mouth. I kept licking for a few more minutes until there wasn't any more cum coming out.

At this point I was going to get up and spit it out into the toilet. I kept playing with it in my mouth and thought the hell with it and swallowed all my cum.

Afterwards, I had second thoughts about it. I really enjoyed it but was worried that it would "turn" me gay. I never attempted it again until many years later when I recounted the story to my wife. She thought it was so funny and wanted to see me suck my dick again. Unfortunately I had put on some weight over the years and couldn't even get my dick close to my mouth.

When I stumbled onto this group it brought back old memories and lots of regrets that I stopped for a silly reason.

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