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Ok, some ground rules. One, I'm romantic and want to really fall in love and do all the stupid sappy romance stuff. Two, I find slutty women amazing, and if you fuck other men frequently and also give me sloppy seconds a lot I'll love you more. Three, yes that means you can fuck anyone you want to as long as you don't fall in love with them and run off. If you start catching feels for them tell me and stop seeing them and I'll trust you and we'll be good. Sound fair? Ok. So, I play video games and will want to share that with you. I watch a lot of horror and listen to horror podcasts and will want to share that as well. I read and listen to audiobooks, typically horror, scifi, or fantasy. I grow roses, work on my mental/emotional health, and will want to do things with you like dance in the rain and write you poetry. I can be a romantic sap. But I'll also want to hold your hands and tell you I love you while another man is fucking you so senseless you can't form words, I'll want you showing up to dates cum filled so that the date can be both romantic and slutty at the same time, and I'll want sloppy seconds as often as you're willing to give it. No, seriously, I'm into that. I'll love every second of you telling me your slutty stories, or texting me or calling me while you're fucking, and I'll want us to explore all of our kinks together... And I'll also want to go out to the park, have picnics in the graveyard, go on night walks, and share each other's nerdy hobies. And weird, and I'll love you more if you're weird too. So, do I sound like a keeper?
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