This is not an actual business and no money will ever be exchanged

Are you horny and alone trying to navigate the insane cesspool of Reddit men? You need some attention, but the risk of meeting up with someone unattractive, incapable, or dangerous has bitten you before.

You don't want or need the back and forth.

You aren't exactly interested in reciprocating.

You don't want to have to pretend, once again, to be satisfied only to end the night without the relief you set out for. Not to mention the follow up messages tomorrow.

What if you could simply reach out and have a man come over to please you, then leave?

What if that man was clean, experienced, and handsome?

What if he needed no reciprocation, needed no validation, and needed nothing in return?

What if he came to you? What if he had REAL reviews from other women on Reddit? What would that look like?

Well, it would start with a dialogue. A conversation about you, your needs, and your comfort levels. Question after question would be asked of you in order to better understand you, your kinks, and how you respond to words, actions, and tone. Soon, a treatment plan would be developed. It might involve you opening the door, assuming the position, and receiving expert care. It might involve a "chance meeting" in a park where you are "taken advantage of" until you orgasm. It might be a role play where a handy man comes over to inspect your pipes but ends up inspecting you instead.

The goal of this exercise is to create a potent and focused method of immense sexual relief. Orgasms so good that you sleep deeper than you have in years. And the overarching theme is that when you are done, it's over. Period. No banter, no exchanging life stories, no small talk. Just a clear goal of making you cum over and over, then leaving with polite professionalism.

This is real. Not only is it real, it has been performed dozens of times by the same man. And it is exactly as effective as you would ever hope it to be.

The talent lies in complete awareness of you. Your body language, your energy, your concerns, and your words all help me to know what you need, what is concerning you, and what you want. The lack of expectation on my part prevents any level of awkwardness or cringe. My massive experience gives me supreme confidence which you will feel with my hands and mouth. But above all else, it's a very niche and meaningful way to care for someone in such a taboo way that I take it extremely seriously.

Often, I am thanked for doing exactly as I said. I am thanked for not being a creep, scary, forceful, or manipulative. I take a lot of pride in that. There is absolutely no joy if you aren't enjoying our time together.

Sexual efficiency turns me on. Arriving to make a woman cum, stranger or not, then leaving is incredibly hot to me. This doesn't have to be the only option, however. You are in charge of that. Do you need to be held after cumming? Do you need to vent about something to someone after being treated? Do you need something else from me? It all adds to the satisfaction I get.

My goal is to instill a reflex in women: when you are horny and alone, you just call. Your specific treatment plan is established and evolves over time with each encounter. I show up, reference the plan, discuss any alterations, the perform until you are satisfied. Then we say our goodbyes. No shame or guilt. No creepy vibes. No awkward follow up. Just off to bed as your body hums from being completely taken care of.