I've been working extra hard lately to save up and move. Canadian winters are killing me. I was doing well until the days started getting colder and shorter and darker. What miserable conditions for a human to live in. We were made to be outside in the sun. I will die if I don't move.

I don't need to live somewhere tropical either. I just need somewhere where I don't almost freeze to death anytime I dare set foot outside. I hate this shit weather so much. Anyone who enjoys this is an absolute moron.

I wear layers upon layers in my home and still need my heat on full blast. I can't do this anymore! I am so sick and tired of it! I wish I could take a flamethrower to this entire country. What a waste of 5 months.

There is not a single drop of holiday cheer inside me when I see that first snowfall. Those first snowflakes to curse the ground are not joyous! They are the start of 5 months of solitude and despair.

Put me in charge of this country and I will push for global warming. Make snow a thing of the past. If I have to spend another year after this one in a country that's only alive for a few months at a time, I will put a bullet through Bonhomme Carnaval's skull.