Sit down lads and lasses, listen to my tale involving 4 Reaper ships, the bro-est of Reapers, Jack Sparrow hijinks and revenge.

So, there we were: Myself (Xon), my girlfriend(Lynn) and one of the best buddies(Suess). We get onto a Brigantine and decide - for fun - to fly the reaper flag to see how it treats us.
Fast forward, due to some mistaveling, we end up fighting an Ashen Lord and taking all of her stuff. We haven't see a singular ship this whole time besides skele ships.

We pull out of dock on Devils Ridge and begin to head out.
BOOM! Skele Galleon surfaces on us. Time to fight.
We're tussling and wasting ammo on this ship when we see another Reaper pop up next to us in a sloop. They fire, we fight back. Now it's a tango with us, the skele ship and the sloop reaper. Eventually the two sink each other and we flee...
Heading to Reapers Hideout, we see another brigantine reaper ship heading towards us. We get ready despite dwindling supplies.
Other Reaper ship is dogging after us. I fall into the water and try to board several times (miss) and hear them talking. They sound like bros.
Dudebro Reaper: "We totes gaining on them"
Other Dudebro: "This is sickkkkk"

End up passing by an outpost, I see another ship parked.
I have an idea.
Get on new ship (white sails) as it's parked at the outpost. Raise the sloop's anchor and drive it into Dude-bro Reapers. Dude-Bros yell out "We're peaceful! We just need help!" and "We'll give you our emissary flag if you help us!"
Hrm, ok.
Turns out Dude-Bros just wanted to fire a Peaceball at us. I let them shoot the not-my-sloop and talk to them. They're cool and wish us luck.

Fast forward as we just finish selling at Hangout. Two of us jumped off the ship with our rowboat and sold everything while the third sailed the ship away.
Get back on our ship to low flag.
SUDDENLY White Flag Sloop with Reaper Flags is on us. Shoots us down and drives us onto another sunken ship to capsize us.
That mofo must have known I stole his ship (my bad) and came for us.