So who the fuck am I? I’m thirty two, a Project Manager in Engineering, and a dom or a master, depending on who’s asking and how invested you are in labels. I’m not against labels, labels bring boundaries, encourage communication, safety and intimacy. All of which I think are key components to a fun and adventurous experience together.

More about me— physically I'm 6"1 with brown hair, eyes and a thick beard. Im broad, hairy and a lover of the outdoors. I love getting lost in the hills and mountains and I don't care if that's on foot, bike, snowboard or something else entirely. It's where I'm happiest and where I thrive.

I suppose I have about twelve years or so of BDSM experience, with kink, BDSM and naughty experiences have formed a core of most of my relationships. I like to think I've grown in that time and I'm at a point that I know what I like.

I don’t particularly care how much experience, if any, you have. Experience is a poor substitute for enthusiasm or a good attitude, and if given a choice, I’d take the latter every time.

As a dominating agent, I’m kinky and generous, nurturing and as strict as you’ll allow me to be. I’m eminently adaptable, and I find a lot of things enjoyable. I’ve got few things I need in a BDSM configuration, with the exception of some sexual aspect. I’m a pervert and proud of it, damn it. Part of what I enjoy is finding out where our interests overlap, and discovering new things I never thought I’d like. I am but a voyager on a vast ocean of pleasure. I’d like to do a lot of things with you, including denying you orgasms, making you beg, butt stuff, subjecting you to humiliating dirty talk, and as much pain as you’re willing to take.

Well, maybe not as much pain. Some of you are real freaks. But it ain’t my place to judge. We can talk. I also like to be told what a great dom I am, so if you’d just like to skip to the praise, I’m cool with that too.

What I look for in a submissive would include an adventurous, responsive personality; a good sense of humor; and an interest in all variety of kinky shit. I’d like you to be clever and feisty. Someone I’d actually be friends with, in addition to ordering you to put stuff in your butt.

I’d like to talk to you for a bit, get to know you, the whole shebang. It can be in a sexy, flirty way. In fact, it should be! That sounds great! But just jumping in and being like “daddy I need u to punish me hard” is like, well, okay, you’re either a dude or a bot programmed to sound like a shitty porn star or a dude programmed to be a porn star sounding like a shitty bot. Charm me, and I’ll charm you back.

But again, I’m flexible! Unless your sole fetish is, like, dinosaur-on-unicorn nuru massage and you know, I wouldn’t even shoot that down immediately. I’d prefer to exchange a few messages here on Reddit, and then move to kik. I’d like some visual reference, because as much as I’d like to believe you’re an eighteen year old blonde girl with 32DD tits, I can’t shake the feeling that you’re a 44-year old dude named Ted in his mum's basement.

In fact, because I’m fundamentally a pervert, I’d love for this to eventually involve picture and video exchange at a certain point, with or without face, depending on how much of a horrible person you think I might secretly be.

I’ll also say that, like most people, I’m most attracted to beautiful people, but that also, like most people, my definition of beauty is neither purely physical nor totally objective and static. Most of y’all probably got some beauty, somewhere, deep down.

I’d like you to be female, someway, somehow. Usually, that means cis-female, but not exclusively. I identify as heterosexual, but who knows, maybe it’s all about the boobies. If you’re straight up cis-male, I’m not interested—sorry, man. And like, dudes, if you’re on here to pretend to be a lady, fine, whatever, but at least scrub your post history. Hell, that goes for literally anyone messaging anyone on reddit—the first thing anyone does is look at your posts to see if you’re worth talking to for more than fifteen seconds.

This will primarily be online, at least at first. I necessarily spend a lot of time by myself, reading. That’s how I like it. I’d also rather not immediately risk getting a reputation as a weirdo in my field. But, if we really hit it off—who knows?

This was long, but if you’re who I’m looking for, you probably at least didn’t completely hate reading it. If that’s you—message me. If not, you should probably message me anyway, so I can fix you.