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Mandatory Meeting for all CobbleCorp Shareholders! (That means you!)
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They say a man is struck with genius once, perhaps twice in his lifetime. I am happy to announce that just now, as I was going about my usual evening routine of laughing at interwebz kittens, I was struck by such inspiration. This idea is truly revolutionary. So revolutionary, in fact, that it might will be able to bring CobbleCorp out of its approximate 20,000m3 smoothstone deficit that is largely owes Schneider Farms! Yes, you heard correctly! Our stock value will finally go back up from -4782.98$ to a reasonable 0.67$ within a mere month after 1.3 is launched!

"So," you say, "what is this grand idea?" Well, it is quite simple revolutionary! A strip mine! See - why build a factory with expensive machinery in it that is easily destroyed, when instead you could "build" a hole! The hole gives us the same precious supply, Cobble, but it can't be griefed! We will also find other valuable materials during the strip mining and the holes can be used for other projects once they have been completed. It's brilliant!

I quickly sketched up some examples of what a the future CobbleCorp Facility 3 can look like here.

Finally, CobbleCorp will actually BE something!

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