Greetings my fellow mucky perverts,

Let’s get all the relevant info out there first. I’m your typical looking middle aged bloke, 6ft tall with a gut. The epitome of dad bod which, for some reason, some women find irresistible. Bearded and bald combo and a very nice looking, above average member which I’m quite proud of.

I am in an open marriage. My wife and I love each other very much but sexually we aren’t very compatible so we opened our marriage up several years ago.

We do our own things and have some rules including not hosting in our house - but I typically make arrangements for hotel rooms as I don’t want to make a mess in my bathroom (I clean up spotlessly, I don’t leave any nasty surprises for the housekeeping staff. I’m a deviant, not a cunt).

Scat has been a major kink for as long as I can remember and I have been lucky enough to find a couple of partners to explore this with, however, I think it’s been about 5 or 6 years since I last delved into the brown depths and I want to explore it again.

So, here’s what fun scat activities scativities you can expect with me;

• EFRO - probably the first step in your scat adventure. Essentially relieving yourself whilst I watch.

• Dirty anal - not for everyone but fucking your dirty arse and smearing your mess all over my cock and belly.

• Dirty arse to mouth - as above but making you lick your mess off my cock.

• Smearing - a personal fave of mine. Smearing our messes all over our bodies.

• Feeding / human toilet - pretty self explanatory.

Limits;

Now I do have a couple of limits in regards to this. Me personally, I am not a fan of being fed (double standards, I know) or having it in my mouth. But, if I’m horny enough and I can hack the taste, I’ll rim your dirty arsehole clean.

Am I expecting to find a partner on here? The genuine answer is no. I know that men vastly outnumber women in this kink and those that are into this type of thing make it a financial transaction (no problem for me, fair play) but that’s not really for me.

If there is anyone who would like to chat, just drop me a chat request and we’ll go from there. No expectations or requirements- even if it’s just to say hello and talk about the kink in a safe and non judgmental space that you might not have elsewhere - shoot me a message.