3.. 2.. 3,4-4,2,3 AND These men are PAWNS! I put a price of 20,000 dirham on their heads. Next they will be hailed as the true messenger of GOD! They were just a couple of podcasters, who came to Ishtar, to break into show business. Easy boy, easy boy, easy boy, easy boy! What the hell's the matter with him is he blind?! Well yeah he is, bu-but he's in perfect condition. So how did they wind up on everyone's hit list? Your life is in danger. Behave normally, we have guns pointed at your back. No don't put your hands up you idiot! "Oh little darlin'. My little darlin'." I can't believe these men may control the fate of the Middle East. "Oh where, ar-are you?" Do it! Ayiyiyiyiyiyi schmechahii buttahotsfayaaah! This is unbelievable. "HOOPA HOOPA HOOPA Kno-ow well-a. That my love-a" Are the two American messengers of god dead yet? Is this the oasis? Does this look like an oasis to you? Yeah look at the birds! Are those vultures? "YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH Wa-as just fo-or you" He's aiming at us! Would you stop being paranoid! Run schmuck, they're trying to kill us! Warren Beatty. Dustin Hoffman. Isabelle Adjani. Your girl? How did she get to be your girl? "ONLY YOU!" I think they're wonderful! Ishtar: Written and directed by Elaine May Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha this is some of our best work!