"hey it's been 4 years Reiner, bet you thought you'd never see me again bitch" says the handsome man with one eye (he was fond of 2015 memes)

reiner is shocked, he can never forget that sexy face and voice "we have so much to catch up on. I don't even know where to start..."

Reiner bluches, and feels the sexual tension rising

"sit, reiner... on my lap. it's the best seat"

"well i think i'll head back" says falco embarassed

reiner sits on eren's lap " eren, why did you come here?" a faint voice leaving his lips, he can barely speak while sitting on eren's enveloping thighs

"same reason as you. did isayama tell you you're my perfect man, rainah? it was posted on twitter, everyone saw it" says the pretty brunette

"what's going on here" thinks the young boy falco "it's like that movie with 2 men kissing i watched once, totally by accident. I though Kruger and Reiner were old friends, just pals... OH, wait...that's what it means!" suddenly he feels like a third wheel on a date.