karina wathced reiner geelfully sobbing in her hands

"my son, my beautiful baby son. i pushed him out of my vag and wiped his bum for ywars, look he's a hero now, look BIG DADDY."

BIG DADDY is distracted by karina's beauty, her fine jaw and nose he feels something stirring inside gim (AU: not that get your mind out of the gutter) he hadn't felt since the swinging 60s when he used to dance la bamba on stage (AU: he was a dancer in his youth).

"Kiss me Karina" says BIG DADDY Leonhart

"Oh, BIG DADDY..." says karina bluchsing

Their lips are about to meet when suddenly! It's falco and annie flying over the notes of never ending story sang by that kid from Starnger Thijgs. Falco and Annie fly over and kick Reiner in the balls for the sake of old times.