First off, no single males. Couples and single women only. With that out of the way....

Here's the deal: my voluptuous friend and are exhibitionists and we want to fuck at your classy, clean house while you watch. We're not looking to have you join us but may be open to exploring that possibility down the road with the right couple. For now, you just sit back and enjoy a live porn show right in your living room. Be aware it is a splash zone.

No: recording us so phones need to put up on the counter. No: touching us. No: throwing peanuts. No: keeping us as sex slaves.

Yes: you may play with each other while we do our thing. Yes: you may enjoy some tacos and a beer during the show as long as you share. Yes: you may cheer and clap.

If this sounds like your cup of tea shoot me a message with some info about yourselves, general location, and availability. And I swear if you send a MF'ing "hey" you get immediately deleted.

We will not be sharing any additional pictures of ourselves so you're gonna have to be ok with surprises. We don't want a long drawn out meet n' greet process here either; we're not trying to be your new besties, we just want to show up and put on a show for ya. Though ideally an on going thing would be great.