Some of the coolest and most chill people I've met have been thru Reddit, so lets give this a shot. I’m a healthcare worker. Since I moved to SD I have been chronically over-worked, over-masked, and under affectionate. The last of these is one I can address (unless you want to help me write a strongly worded email to HR about reducing hours and giving out raises). If you like cuddling and watching movies, I'm your guy, and I have quite the resume:

Here is a glimpse of my cuddling resume:

2013 - I played football for my city league, and as a lineman, my job was to forcibly cuddle players from the other team, until I brought them to the ground and the ref blew the whistle. Some people referred to this as a "tackle" but idk what they're talking about.

2015-18 - professional stray cat adopter. I had a cat living under my house who I would pet and cuddle every morning. She wouldn't want to stay inside, but she was very affectionate. Some times she would scratch. I don't scratch back.

2019 - Nominated and won the Big Spoon National Championship. Achieved undoubtedly by my patent proprietary boner-tucking technique. Many have asked, none have learned how to do it.

2020 - now. Global cuddling NGO member. Purple belt in transition from snuggling to sex (with consent). Working towards my black belt.

I am an average height, brown eyed, short bearded, teddy bear. No, not a literally teddy bear, but I lift and have honed my body into the ideal cuddling figure. I used to get a couple of matches a week on Hinge last year when I had an account, so I'm at least a 6/10. Or maybe a 5.5/10. I work in healthcare and have a graduate degree. I like doing outdoorsy stuff, like camping and hiking. I also like biking and getting boba, in that order.

I just want a little more physical intimacy, with or without sexual intimacy. This can be a one-time occurrence or regular.

Oh, and I do really have a weighted blanket that’s ideal for our sessions! Warning: I might fall asleep 10 minutes in if we get too comfortable.