I am old enough to know what I want and before we begin you must be a non-smoker, drug-free etc. I will be hoping to travel a lot this year and I want someone to go with me who is ready to be a partner in life. I am not interested in single moms or a woman who desires kids, as I am past that stage in my life and have raised my kids already. I want a woman who is hard working, but not necessarily in a career as I would want you to ideally step away from that to travel with me and possibly be with me as I am retiring soon. I do not want someone who is a money hungry person, I can smell the type from a mile away. We will have nice things, but I am NOT materialistic at all, so you should be of the same mindset. You should be kinky and fun because I am not into the 'normal' intimacy most people are accustomed to. Please have great hygiene and brush your teeth a lot. I can't believe this is a request I have to put into here, but there seems a large segment of our population that could care less about dental hygiene. No hangups please and no drama. I don't want you fighting calls away from your exes and any of their BS as I just don't have time for a person who is part way in and part way out. I would prefer someone who sooner than later would even consider moving into my home prior to any travel so we can really stress test our compatibility and make sure we are on the same page. There are sometimes women who read ads like this and think, he could never choose me...but you would be surprised. I am looking for the oddball, weird one who don't fit in? Don't have a car? That is ok, I have a few, so you don't need to have one. Don't have an amazing job? You could work at McDonalds and I would not mind. Are you too shy, too nerdy? Then you are possibly who I am looking for. I just want a woman who has maybe had a rough go of it, so would appreciate an easier life all that much more, with someone like myself. I am not at all interested in games, smokers, drama and 'natural' woman who dis-believe in deodorant or shaving etc. Sorry, just not my thing. Please let me know if this strange proposal works. I replied to someone yesterday who yelled at me over "asking if they would like to meet up over coffee" and they lost their damn mind. If you are so jaded over online dating that you will not text soon after reaching out, or grab a coffee and conversation, then I don' t know what to tell you, other than you MISS ALL THE SHOTS YOU DON'T TAKE in life. And I am someone who takes shots.