If you’re reading this post after 12:30, I’ve already met with someone or am asleep and going to delete it in the morning. If before then, hmu 😊

Hello, I’ve met up with others before so I’m serious/a real person. I usually write a really long post, but I’ll try to keep it short and sweet. I’m a little tipsy, horny, and as usual, lonely. I promise I’m nice in person if a little awkward. If you’re interested in coming over rn (like rn), chatting for like 30 min AND hooking up, hmu.

Hookup-wise, I’d prefer if you’re okay with a conversational vibe and kissing/passion if it’s there. Also, if you can bring a little bottle, I think it would be more fun if we were both a little tipsy, but that’s not 100% necessary. Also, I’d prefer someone who enjoys receiving bjs as that’s something I’m really into. I really enjoy sucking thick (preference, not requirement) and pretty dicks and it’s a fairly low stakes activity for everyone involved.

Also, going down on me is a must, because I’m always in search of the perfect technique (like a science experiment lol). If that’s not your thing, please leave me in peace lol. I have trimmed hair, so not a jungle but not bald.

If interested, please dm with description of yourself and pic and want to come over asap. Feel free to share something interesting that makes you sound likea normal human being as well to start the convo.

Me - pics in profile, ddf, 25, 5’6”, bald by choice, plain no makeup/nails type, BLACK dark brown 👩🏾‍🦲 , hosting, chubby/thicc/fat depending on your perspective and curvy (à la “fuck a fat chick near you 🤔 lol), lost a lost of weight so boobs are big and saggy but look nice from the back I guess, very avg appearance, I have a cat 🐈‍⬛ , have a roommate but she’s out for awhile

I do have actual visible stomach/rolls/stretch marks, so only hmu if that’s smth you enjoy 😊

You - 22 , ddf, chill personality, all colors/races fine with me, maybe out of my league but not required lol, can come over asap and not kill me please bc that would really suck for me and probs for you bc jail and paper trail, in shape or not too overweight (“unfair” but preference is what it is), loves kissing and passionate oral, interested in hanging out for at least an hour, neutral or like cats (fake it lol), TAKE A SHOWER AND BRUSH PLEASE 🙏🏿 😘

I think that’s everything. Thanks for reading. This was still long but not as long as I usually post lol.