Alright, let’s break this down. I’ve been out here on Reddit, offering my services as a bull for couples and swinging situations. The inbox? Absolutely flooded—over 55 messages in just three days. You’d think I’d be breaking a sweat by now, right? Wrong.

Here’s the kicker: most of these messages seem faker than my optimism at this point. Like, are y’all seriously just fishing for a picture or two to jerk off to? 😂 I’m not trying to audition for your personal spank bank; I’m trying to make some genuine connections here.

Does anyone else experience this? Is it just part of the game? Are there any real success stories in these groups, or is this just a circus of ghosters, catfish, and keyboard warriors?

At this point, I’m starting to think my odds would improve if I had a plus-one to sweeten the deal. Flying solo feels like trying to win a raffle without even buying a ticket.

So, if anyone’s cracked the code, has a tip, or, dare I say, a real success story, please share. Give the rest of us poor souls some hope that all this inbox chaos isn’t just a glorified ego boost for strangers. 😂