I have posted this in a couple places and if it is STILL up, then I am STILL looking for the one. I am not looking for a 'hookup' and my likes and dislikes are things I have spend decades learning about myself. I have some quirks haha.

I am looking for something incredibly unique and I have more to offer than some people may feel they deserve.

TO SUMMARIZE THIS: I have a nice home to share with someone and they should be a person who is fun, shy, non-smoking of anything, and no bedroom related traumas as I enjoy a lot of fun there. I am going to be traveling soon and would love someone kid-free who also does not want kids-who wants to join me on a year or two of amazing sights and places. Someone able to walk away from their job is preferred obviously. Now here is the longer, more detailed version:

I am looking for the woman who feels like men are never treating her good enough. I want the shy one who has never smoked anything in her life, the 'dork' who would enjoy simple things but would appreciate being spoiled more than the average person.  I want a woman who has maybe been worked to the bone, who is incredibly kind and patient and willing to jump head first into a complex situation.  I would want to see how things go obviously but I have spare rooms I don't need rent for, I have love to amusement parks and a desire to travel the country-in fact I am in the searching part of getting a motorhome so I can travel for a year or two across the country while visiting ever small town I can find as we mark every state off the list of places I have been.  I do not want kids, and a single mother is not in the cards for me as I do not want to be tied down anymore to San Diego. I have adult kids who accept everything odd and weird about me and I am hoping you do too!  I am into someone who is ok with less intercourse sex and more other sexual things (toys, RP and so much more, to include things like long playing, teasing, etc maybe going both ways.  Someone who agrees they do not want kids is important for me. Non-smoker, non-vaper, all that stuff.  If you think you are too skinny, too fat or have never been 'that' girl, who cares here. I have love for thin and thick women so I could care less if you have a bigger body to go with your loving personality as long as you are healthy enough to explore and hike and play outdoors.  I really could care less as I am looking for a simple woman for a complex situation and for that you need to care above all else. I am not looking for a gold-digger and I am not a push-over who can't see that coming from a mile away (had one already in the messages who would not stop trying to ask me details about my income in one way or another) or going for the hot bod!  I don't care.  I have a lot to offer someone who understands I work a LOT.  I prefer a "DORK" over anything else. I am ok if you are pan, bi, cis, as my ideal partner (though not required) would love to play with others. Honesty is extremely important with me and I do not tolerate cheating and lying. I was that "picked last" kid, the dork and now I am a great guy in a unique position to bring someone into my fold with me.  I just want you to be someone who is clean, showers a couple times a day, is willing to help around the house, able to take any situation and make it shine for those outside looking in.  I am making this long-I know...but I would like to weed out the replies. And no pets please. They are a hassle when it comes to travelling.

NOT INTO:

Bad Hygiene
Smokers
Drug users
Anyone with intense medical issues that would prevent travel and exploration
Having kids or single mothers of kids
Stuck up or rude as I treat people pretty amazing and always give to the less fortunate
Abusive women, hands should never be laid on someone you love
Hairy women (I get the whole feminism thing, but I am good on the body hair).
If you have a crazy stalker ex you can't quite disconnect from, I don't need the stress.

NOT BOTHERED BY:

I do not care if you don't own a car or drive
I do not care about you being the most girly woman, but please be easy on the eyes lol
Not bothered by your past, will never care about your body count

INTO:

I am the man who used to give my last dollar to the person who looked like the needed it more than myself.  I still now hand out money regularly and buy food and meals for people. I run to open doors for the elderly and I have complicated friendships where I am the most reliable person in everyones' life.  I am looking for a person who has an easy time smiling and a harder time getting upset.  Someone who is willing to explore in the bedroom without bringing "issues" and "traumas" into those spaces (I like fun and exploration). A woman who has no issue not being clingy but who will reach out when she has feelings to share. Someone who is not too tied into a living situation as I would love a person to move in sooner than later.

IF THINGS DO NOT WORK OUT:

We will have an arrangement in writing to ensure you are taken care of in the event things do not work out, in regards to ensuring you have a savings of your own during the relationship, because I would never want someone to feel like they "CAN'T" leave. I GENUINELY care about others and have never had a bad breakup because I am good at communicating. Even if you are not great at communicating with me, we will find a way to help you with that. I never want someone with me who is not wanting to be with me, I would rather be alone. BBW ok, skinny ok, if you are a person who is HOT as hell and KNOW you are hot as hell, our personalities will not mesh well. :) I need NORMAL in my life...the only abnormal will be in the bedroom haha.