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Late at night/Early in the morning, in bed with your sleeping boyfriend, you're up daydreaming about a very pretty friend of ours. Your hand soon finds its way between your legs and you're gently touching yourself thinking of her. You let out a dreamy sigh, start rubbing yourself a little faster... and accidentally bump your elbow into me, waking me up.
Terminology: I refer to your clit and finger your pussy or your hole. It's vague enough it should be cis friendly too. The listener can be any race but we're recalling how dreamy Malika's brown cleavage looked in the light of a torch.
Retrospective:
Bratwurst Day is an actual thing, apparently! August 16. Not a high holiday or anything but an amusing enough occasion to celebrate and an excuse to get together and sample a variety of Bratwürste.
My mic can be set to pick up sound in a cardioid pattern (meaning mostly what's in front of the mic. It's not a shotgun mic so it's not JUST what's in front, but it does dampen sound from other sources somewhat) or an omnidirectional pattern (meaning anything from any direction). Cardioid is usually good because if, say, you have a computer running nearby, with fans making noise, the cardioid pattern might dampen that a bit. However, my mac is quiet as a mouse anyway, and the omnidirectional pattern let's me do things outside of the ideal cardioid pick-up-zone. Namely, finger myself for realistic fingering noises! Muahaha!
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