Original Post:

You sent me a photo of your naked breasts this morning and I've had it on my mind all day. And it made me daydream about sucking on your breasts, and having you lovingly hold me to them... Can we do that, please?

trans girlfriend | cis girlfriend

Versions and terminology:
I refer to your clit and it getting engorged and hard. At first I have you grind against my palm, later I'm also stroking you, though there are no obvious squelchy sounds for this as I didn't want to exclude anyone who doesn't get (fully) hard or who is cis. One time, I point out I like the bulge in your panties to hump my cock against - this mention is removed from the cis version, along with asking you to "make a mess" and asking for a "spurt of cum" when I'm encouraging you to orgasm. These are the only differences and they come out to just under 20 seconds.
I call your hole your hole or (lovingly) your cunt. There are no references to getting wet and I use copious amounts of lube and preparation with my fingers to get you ready before I fuck you.

Retrospective:

Ok, this is ridiculous. Remember last time, when I said I made a make shift pop filter? A pop filter is basically a screen in front of the microphone, for example made of a thin fabric stretched around a plastic ring. It's there to let most sounds through to the mic uninterrupted but it'll catch hard expulsions of air. If you blow directly into a microphone, it creates a loud woooshing noise. The same effect, but shorter, happens with certain letters, "plosives", for which you expel air explosively, such as P's. Singers and speakers mostly use a pop filter to catch such "plosives". In my case, I was more worried about accidentally breathing hard into the mic.

As long as you're close enough to the microphone for your purposes, you can just speak a bit towards the side of it, and it's going to pick up your sound just fine, but your hard air expulsions, if any, get blown to the side of the mic, missing it. So if you take care, you don't need a pop filter. It's just helpful. And... when you're on your back, squirming, jerking off, kneading your tits, god forbid humping your couch... mic discipline takes a dive, lol.

So I figured, eh, why not give a pop filter a shot. Been doing this long enough and a pop filter really isn't a big investment but I figured I'd try it first. So... I put my mic not on the nightstand in front of the laptop, where it usually is, but in the opened top drawer, on top of a thick depression workbook, so it peeks out over the wood. I then put a piece of cardboard on top of the mic and slid the back of it under the laptop. The cardboard extended just a bit over the mic, and that's where I draped a pair of panties so they were hanging right in front of the microphone. It's dumb, DON'T USE THIS AS INSTRUCTIONS TO MAKE YOUR OWN POP FILTER. It's really unstable if I bump into this setup at all and I have to disassemble it if I want to close the drawer... but as a test, it worked well enough to convince me a pop filter may be pretty convenient to have. But I was too lazy to make one so instead I rebuilt this ridiculous setup for another audio. This one.

I really need to look into just making a pop filter. Going to pick up some somewhat sturdy wire the next time I'm out..