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You're edging me, your big boyfriend, with a fleshlight. You're snuggled close, your fingers are playing with my hair and you can feel my warm, breathy moans against your bare breasts. After a few close calls, I get an idea...
Terminology: I refer to your clit and when you grind on my leg, I get turned on from feeling a bit of wetness between your legs. The toy gets called (your) pussy and cunt. There's no degradation here, I just viscerally love how powerful "cunt" sounds.
Retrospective:
The wet sounds you're hearing are coming not from fucking a fleshlight, which is a brand name for a faux pussy, but fucking an off-brand faux pussy which was sold under the charming name "pussy in a can"... I felt like a little bit of a creep buying that and I don't usually have this problem buying sex toys. There's just something extra objectifying about it. You buy a dildo, they usually have the name of a person! The stand-in for your fantasy lover. "Lucas 8in silicone", you know? You're buying the cock part too but the naming isn't objectifying. Even if it's called some kind of "cock", like the "Uncut Cock XL, handmodeled" or whatever, at least it doesn't highlight that it's dismembered and canned!!
Give this rubber pussy a woman's name, for Christ's sake! Even if it was just called a "pussy" with some qualifier, I wouldn't mind. The "Pretty Plump Pussy 2000" or something. Fine. But "pussy in a can"? I don't know if I said this on here before, but when I brought it home, I just sat for a while, not facing it, like fucking Gandalf thinking about the One Ring on the floor after Bilbo left. lol Thankfully, it doesn't say this anywhere on the toy itself and the packaging is long gone.
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