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You accidentally wake me in the middle of the night when you try to snuggle up to me because you can't sleep. Loving cuddling ensues and to help you sleep I jerk you off.
Disclaimer: I describe you as my lil' black bear and myself as your big polar bear. You can take that as a metaphor for our skin colors but, if you want, also to imply a size difference. Point is, we're bear-ishly cuddly dudes.
No n-word, no chocolate or other culinary references.
Retrospective:
I heard that Bill Burr wants to make a documentary about Patrice O'Neal, who isn't a dainty Irish lady as the name might suggest but who was huge and larger than life black comedian. When he died a few years back, that was the only celebrity death that made me cry. His stand-up was amazing but I had also heard him on the radio for years. When he died it felt like losing a friend. I don't agree with his views on women but the way he argued was hysterical. He was a genuinely funny guy. Not just a guy with funny material but someone just so full of funniness it bubbled out of him. Rest in peace.
Anyway, I was reminded of one time when he said on the radio that he doesn't live up to the racist ideal because he doesn't have a big dick.
It made me want to make an audio for black guys where you don't have to live up to any of the racist ideal: You don't have to be hyper masculine, strong, an aggressive lay, or have a certain endowment. You can just be my cuddly boyfriend, relax in my arm and let me take care of you.
I hope you enjoy it!
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