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We used to be friends before we just kind of lost sight of each-other and turned into acquaintances. You think I'm witty and funny and you harbor a bit of a crush on me but my joke shrapnel don't care who they hit.
Once again, at a party, I carelessly make fun of your small size. Wounded, you retreat to one of the rooms upstairs to be alone for a bit.
Retrospective:
Tried the often given advice to suck on a peach this time. Just had to edit out the parts where I sunk my teeth in to bite off parts to create new areas on the peach that could be mined for wetness, lol, after the other parts were already all sucked out. It was a lot of fun!
The story is very loosely based on something that happened except the girl was drunk, my nonetheless heartfelt apology less mature, and no peaches were sucked on that night.
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