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Playing Dynamo Roller is a form of self harm
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This weapon is for masochists.

This weapon doesn't even work half the time. The devs hate this fucking thing. Even after the hitbox buff, it's still atrocious.

The amount of kills I missed from my flicks POINT BLANK UP CLOSE because I was very slightly off center is actually fucking infuriating. This weapon is punishing as all hell to play. If your spacing isn't 100% you're going to get fucked over by this weapon's awful hitboxes.

I've had multiple situations where I flick DIRECTLY at the fucking opponent and they remain UNTOUCHED. This isn't even a “lol lag” moment either, this shit can happen in the training room too. The ink will literally hit EVERYTHING but the fucking target.

The vertical flick is almost useless. You will rarely ever use this shit unless you REALLY want the range to poke. It's SLOW AS MOLASSES. AND IT DOESNT EVEN KILL FROM A DISTANCE. ITS LAUGHABLE. This is such a shame too, because with the introduction of squid surge in 3, being able to surge > horizontal flick would've been a nice concept because you would actually be able to FLICK IN A REASONABLE AMOUNT OF TIME. You get virtually nothing off of trying to surge > vertical flick.

The horizontal flick is, like I mentioned, inconsistent as all hell. Fucking SPLATTERSHOT matches its vertical range, but is able to kill CONSISTENTLY. The painting is either decent or just awful, with no in between.

On the contrary, this weapon is fun when it WORKS. Otherwise I'm getting fucked over by its awful attributes and shit hitboxes. If you're looking for a roller to play, DO NOT USE THIS PIECE OF SHIT UNLESS YOU HATE YOURSELF!!

The only true saving grace for Dynamo is being great in Salmon Run. Otherwise it's complete dogshit. I've 4 starred this thing. Don't do that.

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