I have been trying, desperately, for 72 hours to get into SafeMoon. If I went into detail and explained everything that has gone wrong in my attempts, you would probably laugh in my face.

Short version?

My bank has banned all Crypto transactions with their credit/debit cards. So I bought a prepaid MasterCard.
Moonpay thinks I'm fraudulent because my bank card and my prepaid have too many different Bank ID numbers, so they won't accept my prepaid card as a new form of payment even if I delete the bank card as a payment option.
WhiteBit, Binance, and others all require photo ID and I discovered very quickly that I have lost my only valid photo ID(my health card, which may not even be accepted with them) and Rogers is experiencing a massive blackout in cell service so I can't even contact my local Service Ontario to ask if I could somehow get a photo ID today that would suffice.

Changing banks/opening a new account and waiting for a regular photo ID in the mail would each take 10 days, especially with the mail being backed up in my area as it is(I'm still waiting on an Easter card from my parents), and given the current trends(up from 2500 to 4000 just in the last 12 or so hours alone), by the time it gets here I will have well and truly missed the boat.

I genuinely don't expect there's any avenues left for me. I think SafeMoon is something that, despite my becoming aware of it when it was at a mere 750, seems destined to pass me by. Circumstances keep conspiring against me at every turn.

I'd be lying if I said this wasn't extremely upsetting and has left me feeling rather despondent. But that being said, well, best of luck, astronauts. Godspeed.

I'll be watching from Earth while you fly off to the Moon.