Unfortunately our first couple of picks didn't work out. If you are sneaking around on a spouse or lying about your living situation or just don't plan on following through please leave us alone; it will come out eventually. To anyone that hit us up before without response or we dropped the ball, we apologize. This just garnered more attention than we thought. With that out of the way, here's what we're looking at:

My wife () is cute as a button. She's 5', pretty, educated, on the curvier side with curly hair. I'm 6ft, dad bod with a beard. I'm posting because she doesn't think she's "got it" after having our kids and could use some help building her up (and if things go well dicking her down). We're in our late 30's and we've only had one mfm before so we are new to this. I'm not the jealous type and I want someone to help me make her feel special.

Here's what we're looking for in a guy:

-It turns out she wants variety, so well groomed short kings over the age of 25 go to the front of the list. If you're a beardy guy 6 feet or taller she says she has that at home. PG pictures are helpful. We'll reciprocate once we're confident it's a potential fit.

-Respectful above all else. No lazy one liner pick ups, we all need to make an effort to make each other comfortable. Everything we do has to be three "yes" to proceed, one "no" to stop. One on one dates aren't in the cards off the bat but it's not out of the question down the road if everything works out in our first few play sessions.

-She needs to feel an emotional connection before she's comfortable enough to do anything physical. If you're interested be ready to put in some time on chat here followed by a PG date night to see if we all click. Being able to carry a conversation and write well will go a long way. Please check your messages if we're all chatting. She loses interest pretty quick after our last batch of flakes.

-While we're looking for a mfm we're hetero and want the focus to be on her if things go well. We will also require a clean sti check and protection.

-If you read this far put "white rabbit" at the top of your response. It helps us weed out people who won't work.

-We have young kids so we will not be able to host typically. If you have your own place that's a bonus, but we can split a hotel too if necessary.

-We don't want any drama, so if you are sneaking around on a partner please don't reply. Seriously.

-We're into movies, video games and travel. We each have our own hobbies, but if any of that appeals we'll have things to talk about.

Thanks for reading all of that. I know we're asking a lot, but I'm hoping that having clear expectations will help us meet the right, hopefully long term, bull. Thanks for your time reading all of this and we look forward to hearing from you.