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Darkness fills the screen as a familiar triangle shape starts to take up the screen
“Fear, Terror, scale, these are all words that are used to describe the Empire’s most enormous warships.” A cold voice announces. “We’d like to add another word” He states as the silhouette of a Super Star Destroyer comes into view.
The camera shifts to a picture of a blue Twi’lek in front of a luxurious swimming pool “Luxury!” She shouts, diving backwards into the water with a splash, the splash covering the camera transition as she steps out of the pool.
“I’m Vaness the Twi’Lek!” She announces dramatically wiping her face with a towel and tossing it off camera. “And I’d like to tell you about the most incredible and unique Starliner in the galaxy!”
The Camera swipes and she’s sitting at a table in a fancy restaurant and wearing a cocktail dress
“Cheers!” She says lifting a champagne glass “I’ll bet you are wondering what was up with that Super Star Destroyer.” She states as the camera turns to reveal the wing of the Super Star Destroyer outside the grand side windows. “Yeah, that’s right. The Empire’s fearsome weapon is now the most unique Star Liner in the galaxy!” She states standing, the camera shifting to her walking down a long hall and mingling tourists and guests “What the Empire built for war, we’re using for peace, and we invite you to join us.”
She pushes open a door into a luxurious suite with a fantastic view. “Whether you prefer traveling in luxury,”
She pushes through another door and the camera shifts “Or prefer more affordable lodgings, we have space for you here!”
The Camera shifts again “We have so much space, we had to put a metro in to help you get around!”
She shouts from a distance as a Train flies through and the camera shifts
“Of course, not everything is overwhelmingly big, this is my favorite Caf bar, the Cafe Na Miriala! But if you prefer something more romantic.” The Camera shifts to an upscale bar “You’ll come to catch a drink with me in the Lounge Lianna.” She smiles and grabs the camera “Looks like I’m not alone!” She announces as she points the camera to where Bron Dooku and Aria Dooku are holding hands across a table. “Let’s give them some privacy”
The Camera shifts to a massive three-deck Library with an incredible window view of the galaxy and wing of the SSD “Now in my case, when I like to really relax, I say you can never go wrong with a good book and a good view!”
She enters a door and the Camera switches again “Perhaps you prefer a more private library, the place where you might host a meeting where you make that billion credit deal”
The Camera shifts again as she walks down a beautiful grand staircase “A trip on Olympus is not just a luxury experience, it’s a cultural one!” A man with a dramatic cape and winning smile walks over and shakes her hand. “Rigla Laszlo! It’s wonderful to see you again! This is incredible!”
The man smiles “Thank you Lovely to see you too! As you said this isn’t just a luxury experience, this is a cultural experience, look at the hall around you, the style of this room is based on lines of Botajef! And you'll find them all around the ship, Cafa Na Miriala, one guess where that’s from!”
“I really loved the Ciutric Reading room! It felt cozy!” The Camera shifts to show the room
“My favorite, the A La Carte Restaurant in the Style of Cantonica” Laszlo replies as the Camera shifts again
The Camera shifts back to Vanessa standing in a bedroom. “Even the bedrooms are a myriad of different styles, and we hired craftsmen and designers from across the Galaxy to help turn this ship into a showcase of Galactic culture! It went into the Mon Calamari shipyards as a cold and damaged steel hulk and has emerged as a wonder of the galaxy!”
The Camera shows a hall she is walking down “Now we know a lot of people are hurting economically, which is why we’re proud to be partnering with the FSF New Horizons program to allow transit aboard the Olympus to be made even more affordable to everyone! Even those who are seeking to make a new life out in the Rim!”
“But maybe you’re afraid of pirates? This is quite the treasure after all! What if they try to raid it?” The Camera shifts to a Woman in a black cape and peaked cap. “What do you say Captain Miri Santhe?”
The woman shakes her head. “Pirates don't stand a chance, while the primary weapon systems have been removed, the ship’s point defense systems remain online, as are its powerful shields that have been upgraded and modernized! And to top it off, we've employed top-notch security personnel from across the FSF and many former RRR Droids. I’m a believer in superstition so I won’t say it’s invincible, but it’s the safest Star Liner you’ll ever be on.”
The Camera shifts again to a close-up of Vanessa sitting at a cafe. “So what are you waiting for?” She asks as it zooms out of a window and the SSD slowly takes up the whole frame.
“Come join us in the Stars, on the BSL Olympus!”
[TLDR. Big FSF Cruise Ship is going on a big FSF propaganda tour, before entering a regular passenger service along the same path.]
[This is the Super Star Destroyer "Guardian" Tigo brought with him when he defected]
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