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[Post 3, Dustig Sector] Jar Jar Binks, candidate for the Democratic Front, delivers a rousing speech over the Holonet
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Meesa wanting to speak to yousa about dha greatest threat weesa facing as dha Galaxy.

Yousa knows dhat Naboo faced dha bombad tyranny of dha Trade Federation, and now dhat Padme has done muy muy betrayal, weesa must stand together against dha expansion of corporate power. Meesa saw meesa friends gunned down by dha battle droids. Weesa bombad sacrificed for Padme to save her from dha Trade Federation invasion. Weesa died in dha fields to savea dha Naboo, and theysa turn against weesa! Now theysa want dha Trade Federation to control not just Naboo, but dha whole Galaxy!

Meesa has been radicalised by dhis battle. Now meesa know that when weesa fight for dha Naboo, theysa leave us to join their muy muy corrupt corporate masters. If weesa gonna fight and die in bombad conflict, weesa gonna fight and die for DEMOCRACY. Dhat's what weesa fight for.

Weesa believe in dha people of dha Galaxy. Weesa think instead of dha Trade Federation deciding dha policy, dha people should! Weesa only care about dha people of dha Galaxy. Dhat is who gets to decide.

Weesa cannot allow dha traitor snake Padme to winna dha election! If Padme wins, yousa will see dha battle droids marching through dha streets of Theed and dha swamps of weesa Gungans! Yousa will be subjects of dha corporate alliances, of dha cabals, and yousa will hear dha thundering death of liberty ring out across dha Galaxy!

Meesa cannot close meesa eyes without hearing dha screams of dha Gungans dhat died when dha Trade Federation came to Naboo. Meesa tossing and a turning in meesa bed every night. Meesa knows that Padme doesn't have bombad nightmares. While weesa was dying in dha fields, Padme was sitting in dha palace plotting her alliance with dha Trade Federation. Meesa bet it was bombad comfortable to have dha Jedi protecting sheesa while meesa people die for sheesa.

But weesa in dha Democratic Front stand ready to ring dha bells of liberty, which will bring muy muy peace and liberty to all corners of dha Galaxy. Weesa will breaka dha back of dha corporates, empower dha common sentient, and change dha Galaxy for dha better.

Meesa put meesa life on dha line for liberty. Meesa put meesa life on dha line for democracy. Meesa put meesa life on dha line for Naboo and dha Gungans. What has Padme risked?

Weesa in dha Democratic Front know that dha Galaxy is in dha balance. Weesa have dha choice. Either weesa entrench dha power of dha corporations, or weesa entrench democracy and return to dha halcyon days of dha High Republic! Weesa remember dha heroes like Stellan Gios and Avar Kriss. Weesa remember dha guiding light of Chancellor Lina Soh and sheesa bombad reforms!

Weesa canna build dha better Galaxy. It only needs weesa to stand together. It only needs weesa to be ready to fight. Meesa already has. Will yousa?

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