Exactly as advertised on the tin. So hopefully this helps get rid of those pesky Redditors who like to ghost.

Anyway, I’m looking pretty much for what I said in the title. A couple that enjoys inviting over and sharing a fit, 7” cock, respectful guy. I love being the center of attention and also enjoying switching the focus to either of you two.

DO get in touch if:

1. You’re open minded
2. Kinky/kink friendly
3. Not prone to axe/machete murdering
4. Are the perfectly happy leaving my kidneys exactly where they are
5. You’re between 22 and 42 (can bend this a bit, but probably not a lot)
6. In your opinion: 3sum=yum
7. You’re familiar with consent, safety and respect, as well as, knowing how to draw the line between fantasy and reality, and treat your play partner(s) like a human beings

DON’T get in touch if

1 You have to get super drunk/high to relax your inhibitions enough to do this. Not looking for straight edge necessarily, but playing with a partner(s) too wasted to be coherent, coordinated or remember what we did the next day doesn’t do it for me 2. You’re constantly talking a bunch of pics/vids throughout, or if one of you (probably the guy) wants to play porn director and control my every move/position. Just…no. Please. 3. You’re not actually in the area and you’re just getting in touch to sext/chat. Appreciate the interest if this is you, but I’m posting this in the hope of making an actual face-to-face connection. Please respect that

Sorry for the negative, mini-rant above. But the things above are dealbreakers, and I’d rather be a dick here than be one in my DMs. Hopefully you understand.

I’m also open to single ladies and guys who would enjoy having a bi-curious guy for a playmate, with the possibility of us inviting a partner/couple to play down the road if we have chemistry ourselves.

I’d love to make this happen with the right person/people. Do you think you qualify? If so, DM me.