Hey, so I'm a 42M married to a bi 37F. We're looking to start a poly relationship with an F or FF couple (no men). Either you can be in relationship with both of us or just me, I have free reign to handle this how I like. How I like it's pretty much "no tricks, no games, how about we get right to it?" style.

So I've got some pics in the profile, I'll say straight out in a dry texter, and I have a massive case of resting bitch face, and I have a very dry sense of humor. I more or less come off as Chris Eccleston as The Doctor without the disadvantage of looking like Chris Eccleston. As you get to know me you'll realize that I'm cracking jokes and fucking around constantly, I just don't really tone switch when I do it.

If you're bi and also wanting to hear about my wife she's extremely cutesy and sweet, but with a little bit of bite. It's a sweet and sour kinda combo and it works well.

So what are looking for is somebody to share life with and that means like, coming over hanging out playing cards, watching TV, going out, doing errands, and of course physical affection, sex, and the whole 9 yards. We're not looking for just some random to come by and we bang sometimes and then they roll and we pretend like it doesn't happen every other day. We're nerds and artsy types, so expect lots of conversations and themes and motifs and stuff. She's a visual artist, I do music, so it runs the gambit.

So I'm order to get where we're trying to go, take a look in my profile. Like what you see? Like what you've read? Message me. We'll talk a little. We'll trade face pics so there's no surprises, and we'll meet up. First meet you host, you set all the limits, you control the situation. We hang out. We keep hanging out for a while (maybe 3 or 4 times), get to know either and then if you're into it and I'm into it we involve the wife. Otherwise we just keep going. Since having some dude randomly showing up at you house might be weird with the neighbors, I have a few ideas to normalize that and we'll talk it out.

Disclaimers:

1) we're actively into people of any and all racial and ethnic backgrounds so if you're seeing this, interested, and think we don't mean you, we do mean you and if you're seeing this and you can't handle being with someone whose skin tone is a little different from yours you should probably scroll on because there's going to be a lot more about us you don't like that goes deeper than skin.

2) We also don't care about your religion in that we aren't going to judge you by our understanding of your religion and we also don't want to be proscalatized to. We'll talk about the religion and discuss it, but we're not interested in changing what we are or trying to change what you are.

3) I have unlimited discretion to do what I want. All this stuff here is what I'm looking for, it's my primary interest. If you've got something you want that's different, like a ONS, or some sort of fantasy play, let me know, I might be convinced to oblidge, but you gotta ask. In the kinks too ice cream world, I tend to be a fudge ripple kinda guy... Mostly vanilla but there's some stripes in there. It didn't mean that every once in a while I'm not in the mood for pistachio or double brownie or cake batter. So feel free to ask, there's probably something that can be worked out. My only hard caveats are no shit, no puke, and no other men.

And okay, with that out of the way, if you're interested, shoot me a DM.