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Hey there, I'm on the hunt for a "friends with benefits" arrangement. Think of it like a Netflix subscription, but instead of binging on shows, we'll binge on each other...

Just to be clear, I'm not interested in anything other than cis women. Sorry dudes, but I prefer my friends with benefits to have a certain... feminine flair.

I'm not into soulless hookups either, that's just a recipe for a sad trombone sound effect. Let's make a real connection, and if things progress into something more, well, that's just the cherry on top.

So, let's hit up some fun FWB dates together, and just enjoy each other's company. I promise to keep it exciting. And hey, I'm drug and disease free, so I'm basically the Willy Wonka of fun times.

When it comes to sex, I err on the side of vanilla with a sprinkle of kink. I'm not particularly into BDSM. But I would say I'm a switch in general. I enjoy feeling like I'm in control and I also want to feel like she's in control and just enjoying herself sometimes. Consensual non-consent is sexy. Free use is hot. Anything to do with your or my asshole is just splendid. But I also like the other holes too. Creampies are the shit. But I'm down to play it safe. I like post orgasm torture. If you don't know what that is you should look it up. It's hot. My face is priceless when that happens. Above all, I like lots of kissing and cuddling. Before, during, and after sex. I'm quite open minded to other kinks as long as it doesn't involve great pain, scat, blood, or other extreme things like that.

Personality-wise, I'm a big ol' nerd. Think of me as the human equivalent of a Venn diagram of programming, gaming, anime, and sci-fi. But I'm not just a hermit, I love getting out and doing something fun, especially if it involves you. I'm 6' in case you're a height-ist. TTYS