Hey Floaties,

My name is Popo, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their sets spamming stupid ass autocombos. You are everything bad in this game . Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun holding down on the control stick and drooling all over yourself, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than playing brawl.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much frame perfect. I was top tier in melee, and top tier in brawl. What games are you good at, other than "jacking off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also do sick combos and have a banging hot girlfriend (we just frame perfectly ledge wobbled someone; Shit was SO cash). You are all gamers who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related , it's me and my bitch