I want to start off by saying that I hope he NEVER deletes his account. Out of all the srssucks mods, he is probably the best sport and can take things in stride, and he has also been the source and inspiration of one-a-many copypastas...

however, he made the announcement over a month ago that in about a month he would delete his account. To my heart's joy that didn't happen!

But he planted more seeds of fear when 24 days ago he talked about deleting his account again, this time he would delete it in about two weeks (14 days, so by that announcement he is about 10 days off). It was a lucky day 10 days ago when I woke up to see that he was still here!

And I would have never believed that the beloved Mittens was a redpiller, but the way he keeps toying with my emotions makes me believe that he is all about the manipulation, so 19 days ago he said that he would delete 'soon'. What kind of cruel man plays with a girl's emotions and keeps threatening to leave???

Then, a midst some srssucks drama, 12 days ago he again reminded my enamoured heart that he would delete his account... this time the deadline was a week!.

One week had passed and I obsessively woke up every morning to check if he was still placed number three in the srssucks moderators list. To my heart's joy he still is! But the player strikes again when 3 days ago he says that he will be gone in 2 days... 2 DAYS! :(

finally, just a short 6 hours ago, he announced that he was working on a writeup he wants to publish before he leaves... we know how much Mittens LOVES to write, so my heart is hopeful that this means he will engage himself in the work of publishing the encyclopedia of anti-feminism and thus, will never leave us! however, as hopeful as I am, my poor heart can't take the rollercoaster! Please Mittens, just promise me now that you will NEVER leave!!!

Don't be cruel! Just quit playing games with my heart! :(

And to you my friends, I ask you to help me compile a tribute to my beloved... it might just as well help me convince him to remain in our midst!

Also, he says he is not quitting reddit and he still has an account that he uses to post to /r/philosophy... well my friends, I will buy one year of reddit gold to whoever finds his alt account and sends me the information! Help me keep my heart from breaking. :(