So I just watched the HBO series and decided that I wanted all the little details and extra characters so I started reading Game of Thrones, and I couldn't help thinking upon reading this:

Donal Noye leaned forward, into Jon's face. "Now think on this, boy. None of these others have ever had a master-at-arms until Ser Alliser. Their fathers were farmers and wagonmen and poachers, smiths, and miners, and oars on a trading galley. What they know of fighting they learned between decks, in the alleys of Oldtown and Lannisport, in wayside brothels and taverns on the kingsroad. They may have clacked a few sticks together before they came here, but I promise you, not one in twenty was ever rich enough tow on a real sword." His look was grim. "So how do you like the taste of your victories now, Lord Snow?"

CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE, JON SNOW!