Back when Bachelor parties with bar hopping and strippers were the thing to do, my friends put together a great night for us. It started with a dinner and drinks in the basement of the local Italian restaurant. Well known, great food. After dinner was done, my best man grabbed me and sat me down on a chair in the middle of the room. He then escorted this amazingly hot woman into the room to give me a lap dance. Little did I know where this was going. After a few minutes of the lap dance, which was great, she started to unbutton my pants. Next thing I know I am sitting in the middle of the room with my pants around my ankles, underwear still on, and she is grinding on my lap, guiding my hands all over her body. At that age, I at least should have chubbed up, but nothing. A few more minutes go by and she now pulls my underwear down as well. When she did she actually did a double take, my usually small penis had almost disappeared. Everyone saw it, and her expression. She got on her knees and tried to give me a blow job, but nothing was going to happen. She did give it the old college try though. After that part of the night was done and we were about to embark on the strip club and bar hopping portion of the night, I am talking to a couple of guys and one of my uncles who happens to be there comes up to say goodnight. As he is about to leave, he says to me, “sure hope that thing grows, for “blank’s” sake, referring to my wife to be. I made some snarky comeback, but damn man, LOL. Not sure what’s worse, the strippers reaction, his comment or knowing how many people know I have a small penis. Over the years I have grown OK with it, but always was curious if those that were there told the story to new friends and/or colleagues. “You gotta hear this, I was at a bachelor party……”