True story.

This happened last summer when we had friends round for a bbq and swim in the pool. Drinks were flowing and having a good time.

Topic came up about mens Speedos and whether or not they are attractive on men, was a fairly split decision however a couple of the wives said how they don't mind them as long as the guy is packing, then the topic of size came about and one of the wives said how it scientistifically proven guys with big noses have big dicks, This then started the debate whether this was true.

Now I have a big nose and a 4.5" cock and you can probably already see where this is heading..... As my wife Marie (not her real name) was on the untrue side of the debate her friend said "yeah but Nigel (not my real name) has a big nose... ", thinking this is her way to win the argument, Marie quickly and without thought replied " yeah, exactly my point......", this then followed by short awkward silence around the group and then everyone burst out laughing. I was mortified my wife had openly outed me as everyone was laughing and subtly trying to look down at my crotch with wet bathers, and me trying to conceal myself.

My wife then realising what she said tried to back track and say "no, not what I meant, he's average..... I mean big....well I mean average'ish......" As she started going all red, head buried in her hands trying to dig her way out of a hole. But not one was buying it.

The rest of the afternoon my small cock become the butt of all jokes and I had no response. Wife later apologised when everyone left and said how it's big to her and it's all she needs to try make me feel better. As on the topic for a while I then ask about her previous boyfriends etc turns out I am the smallest she's had but that story for another day.....