If you haven't written me by now, you should know I'm an easy mark.

Here's a list of some of my recent mistakes:

1. Watched the entire debate. Lost 20 IQ points, but the good news is that I beat Medicare.

2. Helped a very close online friend fix her flat tire. And maybe just a little gas money.

3. Talked to a very helpful man about my car's extended warranty.

Yes, I'm Gullible. Capital G. I confess. I believe you. Bring me your best-worst pitches for new business ideas, new clothes for the kids, breast implants, and of course cryptocurrency.

I'm here for you, and in advance, thank you for the love and dirty pictures. I needed that before breakfast.

I mean, really, what could go wrong?

I'm so gullible, the other night I told my kid, “You know, someday you will have children of your own.” He said, “Yeah. So will you.”

I'm so gullible, my ex- and I made an agreement when we got married that we’d only smoke after sex. I’ve still got the same pack from 1978, and she has a three pack a day habit.

I had a huge argument with my ex-last week... she said I am gullible. Wait till she finds out I just won the Nigerian lottery.

So you never call, you never write. I could die here and you'd never know. But I'm okay, don't worry about me... don't say hello. It's the weekend; I'll be fine.