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40M4F in SLC looking for non-serial killer female (I’ll consider recovering / retired serial killer). Must have non surgeon-created vagina and a pulse (I’ll consider no pulse but must still be warm (ok, room temp)).
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Must be willing to lie and tell me it was amazing and that you haven’t O’ed that hard since your ex Henry Cavill. Must convincingly accept my lie that I haven’t been that premature in years and that, ya know, most women actually find it flattering. We can also tell each other we never do this kind of thing, if you prefer. Must be willing to ask me geography based trivia questions (Answer: Suez Canal. Boom!). If you meet these stringent criteria, DM me and let’s have an unforgettable evening (I’ll consider forgettable and/or regrettable). Sense of humor is non-negotiable (I’ll consider negotiating). But please have a vagina. I’m not falling for that one again!
Only in town for the weekend =(
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40
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a female
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