About Me

• 32yo, 5’10”, ~165lbs, Latino
• I’m in decent shape and working on packing on a little more muscle. Today I have a beard but I’m prone to shaving it off on a whim. I’ll include some body pics here and send face pics if you seem legit.
• My GQ quality photo
• Another One
• I recently got out of a long term relationship so I’m looking for something casual for now. Ideally we’ll have good enough chemistry that we’ll want to hook up regularly. I’m not completely opposed to eventually developing into a more serious relationship with the right girl but that’s a very low priority for me right now. My schedule is packed with work, working out, and studying to pursue a new career.
• I’m open minded and non-judgemental.
• I’m respectful of all boundaries.
• I like cooking, watching shit on Netflix & YouTube, listening to audiobooks and podcasts, drawing you like one of my French girls, washing my sheets regularly… and when I’m feeling less agoraphobic I like grabbing coffee, trying new restaurants, watching live music or stand-up comedy, chillin at a park or beach, hiking, biking, bouldering… etc.
• I smoke weed occasionally and drink socially. I like a hazy IPA or a margarita.
• I don’t have pets but I’ve lived with cats and dogs and I love both.
• I can host at my tiny Studio behind a house or I can drive to wherever.

About You

• You take care of yourself, your hygiene, and your appearance.
• You’re comfortable with a casual encounter/relationship.
• You can communicate comfortably about sex, including your turn-ons, turn-offs, boundaries, kinks, interests, etc. OR you want to open up more and explore your sexuality. (mojoupgrade.com is great for igniting conversations about kinks)
• You’re willing to verify you’re real somehow. I’ll do the same for you.
• You hit me up. Say anything. Tell me your favorite ice cream flavor. Share a fantasy. Send a pic.
• Send me your mojoupgrade results. Ask me how big it is.

Verify Bonus: Send me a selfie with a crumpled up paper with my username (u/brandnewdick) and I’ll send you back my face and a quick doodle of your pic.