Hi loves,

Situation me this - you want a fwb and I want a fwb. It's been cold, the pandemic has been long, and we're both feeling super pent up.

Maybe you're over the whole masturbating by yourself thing, and you want to chill out while I go to work down there. Maybe you're new to intimacy as a whole, and you don't want to experience penetrative sex yet, but you want something. Maybe you're yearning to bump uglies and it's been way too long since you've last done it. Whatever the case, I'm going to list some things I'd want to do with a fwb that hopefully makes you perk up too.

- Grabbing some good grub together

- Cuddling and massages while watching the latest Netflix special/ movie / anime.

- Me taking my sweet time with the foreplay and trying out different fingering techniques.

- Slow intimate sex, making out lazily while I press my body against yours.

- Rough sex where you've saved some room on your neck for my hands.

- Matching STD test results to make sure we're both disease free.

I realize STD test results are a big ask in hookup culture, and I don't have anything against those that link up without getting tested. But, getting tested is something I want to stick to. If this is to work, this is more of a turn on than a turn off for you.

As far as how we could make this happen, I've been looking at an app that can book a hotel room for an 8 hour window for cheap, and I'd be happy to set that up. Or, better yet, we could book an Airbnb in a city we don't know well and go out for food and drink, and come back and go to work :) I'd definitely love to emphasize the friends part of a fwb type situationship as that would make the intimate times that much better. I can't host in the traditional sense, so you'll have to be ok with that. Or, in the off-chance that you can host, I can come to you.

I'm 30, 5'8", HWP, content with how I look, vax boosted, 2/3 HPV vaccinated, STD free with recent-ish proof (can of course do a fresh test though I haven't been with anyone in years). I generally am attracted to hwp and near my age, but don't mind if you're somewhat outside that range. I'd definitely be open to sharing pictures once we start chatting!

But yeah, hit me up if you fancy this! Let me know where you align and where you don't align, tell me about yourself, and send me a pic and or contact if you'd like to take this off Reddit. And let's see if we can make this something 😘