Stats: 5’7, East asian, kind of chubby never work out eats all day but still not fat try to suck in my stomach but it gets tiring so I just say fuck it and call it a dad bod whatever at least everything is still functional. Short hair still sufficient amount but foresee a comb over in the future (trump look). MAGA. I’m a sarcastic smart ass needs a long overdue ass beating good ol fashion behind the barn beat down for being a punk.

I am tired of working it is unhealthy and I like to relax and play. I also hate people that feed feral cats strays are not cute who knows what diseases they harvest. I use burger king coupons to save a buck and ask for free sauce. They say .33 cents I yell WTF they don’t want to fight so they give sauce another yeaahhh boi ! I expect oral before you cook us dinner after a hard days work you know it’s not easy chasing lyft ride surges. My partner isn’t allowed to go out with her friends because I occasionally become insecure that I will be dumped for another guy like a door dash hustler (really fast and efficient one that earns huge bonuses). I don’t make it a habit to open doors for my woman because she has two arms of her own which is also good for handjobs.

Looking for a gorgeous woman preferably a doctor (MD) or lawyer (good one preferably John Burris level) or just someone with a good head on their shoulders and hopefully strong neck too not just for oral and not good at lending a shoulder to cry on either so best if we invest in a dog (shelter rescue). I can come see you whenever you want since I’m a lyft driver at least I have my own car yeaahhh boi ! Oh yeah, you would have to be able to host because I’m in parents basement (separate in-law unit you know, asian parents). All messages will be responded in the order in which it was received so please be patient.