If you don't identify as a witch, hippie, conspiracy theorist, truther or starseed, you might think I'm loopy.

Subtitles are on, always Dad bod Virgo af RIP Live 105 Living Single > friends (friends is trash, I'll respect you liking it but will forever hold it in contempt.)

Looking for someone to share inside jokes, long walks, watch lists, late night talks and bowls with. Seeking a cross between the Beth to my Randall and the Lily to my Marshal. If that resonates with you, what's good?

Oh, and most certainly cuddles. Being snuggled up is life.

I can handle, and encourage, significant criticism from my significant other. I appreciate curves and stretch marks. Communication is everything. My significant other is always my best friend, be forewarned. Working towards and manifesting my best life.

I don't like hyping myself up, but I've been told enough by others that I feel confident in saying I'm not a person you usually run into. I'm a hood savvy square with a heart of gold and a ride or die loyalty to my inner circle. I don't love gently and I don't spend time on anything I think isn't deserving; if I f*** with you, I F*** with you!

I enjoy bonobo, vaporwave, any mustard beat, bjork and gorillaz are my favorite artists (f with me on spot.ify: tofushopdriftin), lofi all day, 90s east coast rap, tiny desk concerts, new retro wave, 90s alternative was my childhood, and so many more things, but you can't be reading all day, I'm sure you've got shit to do. And I respect that.

What are your all time favorite Netflix shows? Oh mine? Why, Sense8, the OA, godless and Marco polo of course.

My family is from the valley so I have country tendencies. Trying to figure out what I'm mixed with? Vietnamese.

If you'll do any or multiple of the following things with me: longboard, play gta red dead or rockband, go on long walks, rub my head once in a while, share memes, exchange new music, I will carry your children. I don't know how but for you, I'll figure that shit out.

I rub feet, I wash dishes, I bake. I grew up in a house full of women and I'm not scared of periods or getting you stuff from the store. Once I know your craving foods I don't need to be reminded. If you've read this far, do Friday nights work for you?

I game quite a bit, if you don't no worries and I'm capable of turning it off. That said if you are on playstation we could probably talking right now if I'm not at work psn: tofushopdrifting

My ex has two kids and I've been in their lives longer than they've been alive. We're very much not together but they are important to me and I support them. I'm understanding of parents prioritizing their children over everything (as it should be) and will never trip off that.

Guilty pleasures include but are not limited to: charmed, angel, this is us, the craft (that's actually not a guilty pleasure I f with that movie tuff), folk music, SKINS (UK) and bunch of other stuff I'll think of later or you'll just end up discovering.

Samurai Champloo, cowboy bebop, nausicaa, princess mononoke, bleach, INITIAL D

"I'd rather have questions that can't be answered than answers that can't be questioned."

If you don't find it's always sunny, workaholics, broad city, the office, that 70s show, Martin, curb your enthusiasm, funny I'm not sure you'll like me.

Because I'm quiet and sensitive and shit women are always hella surprised that I'm well endowed. What can I say I'm from Oakland I'll act like a gentleman but beat it up like a thug. I also love to eat!