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47 [M4F] #Sanjose - Deck The Halls & Fuck A Snowman
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Sexy_Kumquat is a male age 47 looking for a female in San Jose, CA
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I don’t really resemble a snowman, but in the spirit of Xmas, I will play one, if that helps :)I am looking for a side-piece. I am married, I am a dad, and I am doing this for my own sanity, as our bedroom is on life-support, and it has been a while since any holiday cheer has taking place.

Let’s kiss under the mistletoe, or the nearest palm tree. Let’s get busy in the back of sled, trim the tree and fill our stockings!

I am considered handsome. I am actually working on not having a dad-bod, and my quick wit is only overshadowed by my boyish charm.

If you are looking for a snowman this holiday season, and you reside in the Bay Area (preferably South Bay for convenience), please reach out. You are probably married as well. Non-smoker, non-MAGA and also keeps healthy.

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