We are a couple seeking a pan/bisexual bottom to join us for a fwb type situation. We are going to be very detailed as to what we’re looking for so please take your time to read everything to make sure none of our time is wasted.

YOU:

First off PLEASE BE AN EXPERIENCED BI/PAN BOTTOM

MEANING: you’ve bottomed before, and you know you like it. You’ve been with men/masc presenting individuals and you’re into them.

NO STRAIGHT, CURIOUS OR UNEXPERIENCED GUYS Nothing against you, we just prefer someone who knows what they want.

-Please be between 25-35, we want someone around our age.

-Please be UNCUT!! YES! This IS a deal breaker. Uncut dicks are just our preference.

-RESPECTFUL! Please be RESPECTFUL of us as human beings. Yes, the intentions are to have sex. But that does not give you the right to treat us like objects. NO, this is not a competition to see who can fuck her better. We are simply looking for a guy who’s down to have fun, no strings attached, and won’t let his ego get in the way of anything.

US:

Him: 27, pansexual Latino top, 6 ft tall, 300 lbs (on the heavier side) 5.5 inches, uncut

Her: 27, bisexual Filipina, 4’11”, 160 lbs, curvy

Both 420, alcohol friendly. Maybe 🍄 if we get comfortable enough with you

Things we’re into: -Group play -DP -Spit roasting -Sloppy seconds -double bjs -LOTS of oral (giving and receiving) -making out -dirty talk -creampies

What we’re looking for:

A nice, chill guy who is down to have a couple as friends with benefits. Meaning you’re ok with hanging out a time or two to establish chemistry before taking things to the bedroom. Once we’re comfortable, we can schedule hang outs every few weeks with intentions of things getting freaky. We are doubling down on being RESPECTFUL of our relationship. This is not a competition, this is not a chance for you to “steal someone’s girl.” We simply just want a male friend we can hang out and get freaky with. If you read the whole thing, please respond with stats and your favorite fruit and your favorite TV series so we can weed out all the bots and guys who didn’t read the the full ad.

Bonus: if you’re cool enough, we’ll vet you into our group of friends that we have regular play parties with :)