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35 [M4F] #SanJose - Accio Muffdive! (Sorry in advance for a cheesy post)
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lordsauceboss is a male age 35 looking for a female in San Jose, CA
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Accio muffdive! I’m looking for someone I can make scream so loud we’ll need to use the muffliato spell. You’ll be so impressed with my tongue you’ll think I’m using a ton tongue toffee. There will be no need to use an aquamenti charm because I’ll get you wetter than Moaning Myrtle and leave you so happy you’ll be able to produce the best patronous. I hope my expelliarmus charm worked in disarming you.

Sorry for such a cheesy post, just thought I’d try something different (also feel like I gotta note that while I like Harry Potter deeply, JK is a different story…) I’m 35, 5’10, 220. I’m not looking for anything serious, just some NSA fun. Staying in Cupertino for work Sunday through Friday next week. I’m into getting my face sat on, smothered, and ridden hard, but mostly I’m just looking to please, no reciprocation needed (but certainly accepted!) Open to all ages and body types. Thanks for reading!

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