…so I’m not trying. Not on this platform, at the very least. I use the dating apps for that.

Sorry for the clickbait, y’all.

Genuinely looking for platonic (!!) male friends, ideally those in their 30s or with similar interests.

I’m a foodie, a tea faux connoisseur, and am absolutely obsessed with kitties. Looking for someone who lives in the city properly so we can hang out, especially because this is a fantastic month with loads of live events happening. I love going to plays, free concerts, or chilling at the park. I’m a Whovian and am a little bit too obsessed with TikTok.

On the average day, you can find me pounding out a one-pager that’s 60 pages long or at Sephora. There is no in between.

Writing this all out, I actually see what new friends say about me being bougie. It’s not me—I’m just a product of where I was raised. Let me live in denial, please.

Fun things I’ve done with friends from Reddit: - my very first EDM street fair just a couple days ago - mocktails at bougie places, where I’ve gained a reputation for going too often in the same outfits - plays in the park - so many coffee places, and I don’t even bloody like coffee - hangouts at malls - charcuterie board picnics (was fun, love cheese)

To be very clear, this is meant to be platonic only. I can’t deal with uncertainty and I’m hella anxious. I compartmentalise well, and I don’t look kindly upon attempts at obfuscation, confusion, or turning this jnto a fwb, hookup, or ONS situation.

We all have avenues for that. This is not one of it. We’re also both working professionals in our chosen careers, so let’s both have respect for each other’s time.

If you’ve read this far, send me a sfw face pic with your age, location, and ethnicity. Not that the latter matters, but I love to know your cultural background as that’s what makes a person.