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48 [M4F] Perceptive Pleasure Poet #Bayarea
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Sexy_Kumquat is a male age 48 looking for a female in Bay Area, CA
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This Jarl (that's Swedish for a super hot dude, you're welcome) is looking for a partner in pleasure. Maybe we can pillage and plunder together?!

Here's the deal: 6'1 Viking with a smile that could melt a Swedish glacier (and maybe other things ;)). Handsome? Let's just say I haven't scared off a valkyrie yet. Hung like Thor's hammer. Pleasure daddy Dom.

What I hope to find: A woman who wants to be led astray... but not literally, gotta keep things discreet in this Silicon Valley town (San Jose). Someone who appreciates a firm hand (and other firm... well, you get the idea). A partner who's down to explore the kinkier corners of the bedroom without the judgment.

Bonus points if: You can braid a mean beard. You know the difference between a longship and a love ship. You're ready to unleash your inner warrior goddess in the bedroom.

If this sounds like your cup of mead (or something a little stronger - personally I prefer a good bourbon), send a message. Let's see if there's some Valhalla-worthy pleasure waiting for us both.

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