I keep posting this whenever it rains, and it keeps raining. You would think California and I would be quenched but dating is flakey.
This rainy season is crazy. Whatever is it that when it rains, I suddenly want a lover to fuck in public all over town? I also want ice cream in the rain, it’s the strangest thing.
Give me that just met, and 1.5 drinks later we are exchanging green lights for extreme weather alert hookup kind of sex. I’ve seen those Hulu and Lifetime romantic comedies, and they always begin with hormones and a life crises.
Give me that safe sex that straddles the line between self hate and self care. Give me sex that feels caught between hate sex and love bombing. Give me fucked up porn sex as long as it’s the hot primal kind that makes you wish you were her. You’re so cute in heat and nobody is buttering your biscuit or fucking you mercilessly. Rude.
My qualifications are single, whimsical, interesting, turned on by you, and genuinely enjoys a hookup with substance or at least a good energy exchange. Do women in SF still have sex? That’s at the top of my list. I’m currently going through a thick thighs and ass awakening and I should mention I only fuck true friends, so let’s become fast friends who kiss. Where are the sexy puddle jumpers thinking about getting soaked and brave enough to do this? Talk to me.
Write with your location in the Bay, preferably in SF, send a picture unprompted after a couple messages, and be ddf, and available.
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