Buenos Dias,

You ever just get back from a long day at work, a social outing that went on for too long, or had to deal with family all day, and just feel exhausted and stressed?

When you get home, you just want to relax, unwind, and chill. Usually throw on some Netflix, call a friend or two, make some dinner, hit the shower, go to bed, and masturbate before falling asleep.

What if you could just call a friend. A designated guy who you get along with, feel safe to be around, and can just be open with?

That friends only goal is to do a couple of things, listen to you and have you talk through your thoughts, provide zero judgement, and offer friendly (solicited) advice.

And of course, go down on you as you talk it out.

That’s where I would like to come in.

My name is Watson, I’m a 31 year old man who splits my time between SF and the Sacramento area, and I want to become your designated pussy eating friend.

A little bit about me, I’m a single man who is not in any relationship, never married, no kids.

I enjoy spending my time reading about poetry, outdoor adventure, history, and philosophy.

In the winter months I am usually found skiing somewhere in the Western United States. I

In the Spring/Summer I am usually out canoeing on a river, backpacking in the high sierra, or traveling abroad by myself.

Physically I am over 6 feet tall, weigh over 200 pounds, but remain in great shape with yoga, running, and body weight fitness. I am clean cut, hygienic, and white.

I do spend a fair amount of time with my friends who are primarily men, and every now and then hang out with my platonic female friends. But I’d like to expand that towards someone who I can be sexual with as well.

Of course I should also say I am free of any STDs, don’t use drugs, rarely drink, and maintain a balanced diet.

I am looking for someone who is also free of STDs, is single, no kids, and is not looking for a serious relationship.

The topic of reciprocation often comes up and this is my stance:

I do not expect reciprocation, however I would not turn in down. But if at any point I began to feel as if I’m not being valued or respected, I would be open with how I feel.

Message me if you are interested and have any additional answers you seek. I am friendly and available as long as this post is up. A picture from you will earn a picture from me.