30s [m4f] Bad Santa

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a_man_wearing_a_suit is a male age 30 looking for a female in San Francisco, CA

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Hey gurl,

No judgment if you are alone this holiday season. Leave out some milk and cookies. We can get naughty by the mistletoe 😏 want to be dancer or prancer? I have the riding crop to keep you motivated! Ever wanted to be an elf? My dick is big enough it’ll look like you have elf mouth when I shove it down your throat. I know how to deal with you—-naughty or nice. Just don’t be boring 🥱

I am a reasonable person so I won’t cum through your chimney. You’ll need to invite me through the front door and consent every step of the way. I have a whole bag full of toys for your every pleasure.

I’m a pretty attractive guy without any STDs. I’m 5’10”, light skin, flat stomach(the Santa belly is a pillow), dark hair(I have a gray wig and hat), and no beard(the fake Santa beard is sooo prickly but I’ll still put it on for you). Please be disease free.

Cheers, A man wearing a Santa suit.

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San Francisco, CA

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a female

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